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dank pussy 

Dank pussy is a stoners reference to a stinky vagina. Most commonly girls who have vaginas thats smell could overtake the smell of Pine-Sol clorox cleaner.
Jim: Yo, bro. You tap that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah dude, but it wasn't that good.
Jim: Why not?
Bob: She had a dank pussy, yo. I almost died. I smelled it, and I just stood there dizzy as fuck looking like I was getting ready to take a Mortal Kombat finishing move. :(
dank pussy by Banoosh April 5, 2011
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dank ass pussy 

pussy that is creamy and dank like olive oil. Mostly found on fat black chicks.smells like the ass hole of Bruce Willis.
Karl went to the club and scored with some dank ass pussy from a fat ass jiggaboo.
dank ass pussy by Kord April 4, 2007

Pussy Dank 

A Pussy Dank is when the male puts his penis in the female's vagina and because the vagina is too tight the male's penis bleeds from the tip.
My friend Brennan's girlfriend was so tight, she made him have a pussy dank.
Pussy Dank by ricono April 27, 2007

dank puss 

When your high and you get into a threesome
Dude I got so much dank puss last night
dank puss by DavidLemonpants January 11, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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