danishwater

The direct translation of the danish word "danskvand" which is the name of sparkling water in Denmark.

Can you please pass me the danishwater?

by ELIKI October 12, 2017

Dishwater

When one is constipated and takes a laxative to help the two weeks of backlogged impacted feces. When the excretion begins, one would see diarreah remnants of many different foods, almost as if you had just done a load of a dirty dishes.

Brian: Oh shit, I'm gonna dishwater in my tighty-whities if I don't get some 2-ply and a toilet immediately.

Nate: hahaha, Dishwater.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008

Dishwater

This can also be used as a term for a bad cup of tea where you haven't left the teabag in for long enough.
The opposite to this is bulls blood where you may have added too many teabags or just left the teabag in to stew.

What's this? Dishwater?!

by djfuego January 7, 2017

dishwater blonde

A 1950's term that now would be considered a "dirty blonde"

Betty is a homemaker dishwater blonde.

by Ashley April 20, 2005

dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

Dishwater fuck

The act of pushing a persons head under the water as they are standing at the sink washing dishes, then proceeding to ass fuck them until they stop blowing bubbles, at which point you nut. Used to mean you really dislike someone you find truly fuckable - example AOC

Donnie - “I can’t stand that bitch!”
Ronnie - “Me neither, but she is hot AF.”
Donnie - “I know! I’d love to dishwater fuck her.”
Ronnie - “Amen brother.”

by Ola D the OG January 2, 2022

dishwater

Decolorated hair colour, for blonde.

"One a redhead and one is, I call a dishwater blonde, came in and sat down at the center table, center row." James Ellroy, My dark places

by Joak43 January 2, 2009