danishwater
The direct translation of the danish word "danskvand" which is the name of sparkling water in Denmark.
danishwater by ELIKI October 12, 2017
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Dishwater
When one is constipated and takes a laxative to help the two weeks of backlogged impacted feces. When the excretion begins, one would see diarreah remnants of many different foods, almost as if you had just done a load of a dirty dishes.
Brian: Oh shit, I'm gonna dishwater in my tighty-whities if I don't get some 2-ply and a toilet immediately.
Nate: hahaha, Dishwater.
Nate: hahaha, Dishwater.
Dishwater by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008
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Dishwater fuck
The act of pushing a persons head under the water as they are standing at the sink washing dishes, then proceeding to ass fuck them until they stop blowing bubbles, at which point you nut. Used to mean you really dislike someone you find truly fuckable - example AOC
Donnie - “I can’t stand that bitch!”
Ronnie - “Me neither, but she is hot AF.”
Donnie - “I know! I’d love to dishwater fuck her.”
Ronnie - “Amen brother.”
Ronnie - “Me neither, but she is hot AF.”
Donnie - “I know! I’d love to dishwater fuck her.”
Ronnie - “Amen brother.”
Dishwater fuck by Ola D the OG January 2, 2022
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