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oh you are such a danills
danills by danills February 2, 2016
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Bryan Danielson 

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson is an American professional wrestler who goes by the alias of Daniel Bryan in the WWE where he currently works and is the reigning and defending United States Champion. FACT: He is the best wrestler in the world despite the fact that most of the modern day wrestling fans are 3-11 year old WWE sheep and praise Cena.

Danielson established a cult following in the independent circuit where he wrestled from 1999 to 2010 when he joined the WWE. After joining the WWE Danielson moved to their developmental territory FCW where he stomped heads, as he would. The American Dragon was then placed on WWE NXT Season 1, where his name was changed to Daniel Bryan, where he was booked to loose every match he was in because the WWE knew that if they let him be himself and wrestle like Bryan Danielson they would be in serious debt due to monster medical bills.

Danielson was fired by the WWE after choking announcer Justin Roberts with a neck-tie durring the Nexus' first WWE appearance as a faction, but that's another article, after this firing Danielson was to return to the independent circuit where he again stomped heads in and made bitches tap.

Danielson returned to the WWE when he appeared as the 7th member of team WWE in the 2010 SummerSlam Pay-Per-View, during that match he made 3 people tap out.

After SummerSlam Danielson went on to beat his former NXT mentor The Miz by tap-out to win the US Title.

That is all.
WWE Fan: John Cena is the best wrestler in the world

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: 2 words Bryan Danielson

WWE Fan: Who is he, yeah exactly no one knows who he is and he's no in the WWE so therefore he is the worst in the world.

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: (pimp slaps him) Lets watch some Indys yeah.

(some hours later)

WWE Fan: Bryan Danielson..... Bryan Danielson, you were right he is the best screw Cena

Nuff said
Bryan Danielson by CMPunkfan5150 December 31, 2010

Jack Daniels

A quality distilled liquor made from a "mash" and natural spring water. Liquid gold that is commonly referred to as hillbilly idiot juice and liquid panty remover.
If alcohol is a crutch, Jack Daniels is a wheelchair.
Jack Daniels by dammit janet October 22, 2004

Harry Daniels 

I just got kicked in the Harry Daniels.

I have a pain that goes from my Carrie Anus to my Harry Daniels.
Harry Daniels by Fvolfrine November 30, 2015

John Daniels

Name for Jack Daniels after you've been properly aquainted with him.
John Daniels sir? You call him John when you've known him as long as I have.
John Daniels by Brad Woodcock November 5, 2007

Daniels Fish and Chips 

A company which puts *quality* ads on radio which say "Daniels Fish and Chips MMMMM MMMMM Tasty Tasty".

This phrase is used by locals in the area of the UK called Dorset for sexual references due to the MMMMMMMMMs in the radio ad.
Person 1: Did you hear about Edward and Millie?
Person 2: Heard they were doing some daniels fish and chips stuff in the bedroom
Daniels Fish and Chips by kubusia5008 November 25, 2020
A person who is named Danille, is a really soft individual who acts tough,usually a girl who is goofy and funny and is mental.
Danille gives her classmates alot of jokes until the teacher is upset.
Danille by Zoey1962 October 17, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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