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The Dangleberries 

a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.
Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.

The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.
The Dangleberries by Coach33 May 21, 2012

dangleberry

A little nugget of terd (sometimes known as a poo-chunk) that gets stuck to a mans arse hair.
"Oi, who left a dangleberry on the shitter?!!"
dangleberry by PetePole February 27, 2003

dangleberries 

Dry particles o'shite clinging to the hairs of the arse.
A small comb is useful when trying to remove dangleberries, but razors prove a bit too dangerous.
dangleberries by Abi and Joe November 20, 2003

dangle beef 

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.
"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."
dangle beef by Terik October 17, 2007

dangleberrys 

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs
"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"

dangleberries 

dry excrement caught in the bum hairs. Referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. Some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of butt.n
See also
Shitballs
Stinknuggets
Dude your mom has dangleberries like golf balls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.
dangleberries by Christank February 18, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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