dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.

"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."

dangle beef by Terik October 17, 2007

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Dangle Beef

Overly used vagina lips / elongated meat curtains

She had dangle beef, it looked like a Big Montana from Arby's got hit with a rubber mallet.

Dangle Beef by Höneyßlunt December 7, 2023

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Dangle Beef Curtains

Floppy, loose, and extra long labia. Often associated with women of the sluttier kind. Said to have a distinct smell of rotting beef.

"Damn, your Arby's sandwich looks like Paris Hilton's dangle beef curtains. Throw that shit away!"

Dangle Beef Curtains by BB999 May 8, 2012

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Beef Dangle

The act of performing oral sex on a male who is only partly circumcised, and ripping the remainder of the foreskin off in your two front teeth, but it goes unrealised and the performer continues to walk around for the remainder of the day with this foreskin stuck between their two front teeth.

Jenny gave me head last night and totally got a beef dangle

Beef Dangle by Neelhtak33 December 20, 2010