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dangerfuck 

Putting your partner in the sink with the tap on. You have to cum before they drown.
When we dangerfuck, you're gonna have to hope i cum before you die.
dangerfuck by vrex February 16, 2020
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Danger fuck 

Having sex in a place or situation where the risk of getting caught adds to the thrill, the riskier and filthier the better including not using protection. Can be opportunistic or arranging a situation (setting the stage) where having sex under the nose of one or more partners increases the danger and getting away with it is the goal.
I have a fuck buddy who arranged for me to come to her boyfriend's party where no one knew we knew each other when everyone was wasted. She waited for me in a room away from the main party which could be locked and we had a danger fuck, the boyfriend even tried the door looking for her! We carried on acting like we didn't know each other afterwards and when we realised we'd gotten away with it we were so turned on we went upstairs and did it again with the door unlocked. That was a mega-danger fuck!
Danger fuck by Bob_Bobington February 24, 2010

dangercock 

A want to be fratty guy who wears lots of country club shirts. Normally of southern origin.
Man did you see that dangercock wearing his bulls bay pullover today
dangercock by UncleTom February 25, 2013

Dunderfuck 

When "stupid motherfucker" just isn't enough. A person of unlimited stupidity.
Linkin Park is not metal, you fucking asshole. God, you're such a dunderfuck.
Dunderfuck by Ken April 19, 2003
Mixing alcohol with potentially safe activities in order to increase the fun level while also increasing the possibility of doing physical damage to yourself and the poor bastards around you.
a trampoline + copious amounts of alcohol = dangerfun

dunderfuck 

a royal fuck-up. one whom could not possibly fuck up a situation any more.
George W. Bush is one of the biggest dunderfucks to end up running a country.
dunderfuck by Volak April 28, 2004

danger fuck 

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.
"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"
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