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dangercock 

A want to be fratty guy who wears lots of country club shirts. Normally of southern origin.
Man did you see that dangercock wearing his bulls bay pullover today
dangercock by UncleTom February 25, 2013
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Dangercock 

A game in which a group of friends - or a risky individual - exposes their penises in a public area - usually a club or bar - and then seeing how long it takes for someone outside the game to notice. The person who goes the longest wins.
Guy 1: "Hey, this club's pretty packed"
Guy 2: "Yeah...let's play Dangercock!"
Dangercock by Wadewadewade June 17, 2010

Danglycock 

Danglycock is one of the best meme pages on instagram.
“Yo did you see @Danglycock’s latest meme?”
“Yeah bro it was hilarious
Danglycock by bro69bro August 29, 2020

dangercoleman 

A goofy ahh fool who thinks H. Sturges is gay
person 1: dude i love dangercoleman
person 2: shut up bitch he a lame
dangercoleman by bellbeefer July 14, 2022

danglecock 

an individual that sees wet meat but can't bar up. Anyone who acts in a manner too limpid to be taken seriously. A retard; anyone who acts like a retard. Clinically; anyone who flops at an angle of greater than 45 degrees whilst standing upright with a full erection.

A pathetic individual. A failure of said individual to comprehend life in general.
"If you cannot perform even the simplest of tasks then I'm going to have to diagnose you with the worst case of danglecock I've ever seen"
danglecock by Polish Rob May 12, 2006

dangerocity 

How much danger a velocity will have.
Danger + Velocity = Dangerocity
That rocket's going so fast it's dangerocity level is incredible.
dangerocity by Rick Rowick January 9, 2009

DangerGecko 

Someone with high intelligence and low common sense. Often referred to as a dork or a loser by most of his peers and also his parents. Most DangerGecko's have a sister. He is often annoyed by others i.e. family members and the general public. He often works a typical job and gets minimum wage. He is sometimes mistaken as a pedophile. If you do happen to come across a DangerGecko, ask him how his day was. He probably will not respond, but this is normal. DangerGeckos are seen as powerful and mischievous, they often ponder about how they can destroy people and the world. Don't let this startle you as DangerGecko's have a good sense of humor and they may even do your homework.
Hey, did you say "hi" to Sean today?

Yeah...he's acting like a DangerGecko.
DangerGecko by laabito July 5, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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