Brenda's grandparents are over for the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck all over the
house.
"
Honey, I think there's a couple in that phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that
people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.