Brenda's grandparents are over for
the holidays. They're both blind and deaf, so we've been doing The River Dance Fuck
all over the house.
"Honey, I think there's a couple in that
phone booth River Dance Fucking." "How can you be sure?"
Once we figured out that people could only see our heads and shoulders, Brenda and I made The River Dance Fuck behind the dumpster at Curly's Smokehouse a Friday night ritual.