colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."

by Volak May 13, 2004

AMS

acronym for Allocated Mating Source

many people wish Carmen Electra was their AMS

by Volak April 28, 2004

fuxxored

fucked. simply said. it means fucked

HAHAHA you're totally fuxxored

by Volak April 28, 2004

dunderfuck

a royal fuck-up. one whom could not possibly fuck up a situation any more.

George W. Bush is one of the biggest dunderfucks to end up running a country.

by Volak April 28, 2004