A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

Weiskirch Diagonal by the angler October 10, 2012

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Daegon

Penis; male sex organ of love.

I have a large Daegon that I use to please my wifey.

Daegon by N00bssss July 30, 2012

daggone joker

someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women

Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone

daggone joker by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007

diagonalize

to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.

diagonalize by MikeS August 15, 2006

Daiginator

The person who Daiginates

Person #1: "That's total griggs"

Person #2 (Daiginator): "What did you just say?" (then evil stare)

Daiginator by Hugo O'Bizzle January 20, 2009

Daggone

A polite way of saying "Goddamn"

I stepped in the dogs daggone poop.

Daggone by DJ_brad March 31, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026