A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.
Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”
Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.
Taking a shit and giving a blowjob at the same time. In the same family as a ‘blumkin’, but the positions are reversed, and the person pooping is simultaneously giving a blowjob.
“ I went to brush my teeth while my GF was pooping, and got a drumpler”
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.