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Dalrymple Syndrome 

A debilitating mental condition characterized by a general lack of knowledge of what to do resulting from a deep seated insecurity.

Symptoms include: about to do something then don’t do it last second; avoiding all problems; lying to others in order to avoid having to deal with them; not learning from one’s repeated mistakes; saying “the L-word” instead of “love”
Oh, that girl won’t talk to him. She suffers from the Dalrymple syndrome so she’ll just avoid the problem forever.

defrumpled 

I became defrumpled when I got hit in the head.

Drumpler 

Taking a shit and giving a blowjob at the same time. In the same family as a ‘blumkin’, but the positions are reversed, and the person pooping is simultaneously giving a blowjob.
“ I went to brush my teeth while my GF was pooping, and got a drumpler”
Drumpler by Phytz January 10, 2020
The act of violently sniffing/inhaling another's hair
1: Ugh! What did you just do to my hair?
2: I just drumpled you, nothing to worry about.
Drumple by magicmadx October 2, 2018

drumpledorf 

an unintelligent man; reference to Trumps alternative facts: or stupid tweets
Trump is proving to be a real drumpledorf today.
Reading a Trump Tweet, just reminded me of how much of a drumpledorf he is.
drumpledorf by deeds1960 February 6, 2017

Drumpledump 

A word you say to show sadness or pity.
Oh, drumpledump, not again! 😤
Drumpledump by LiamJohn447 October 23, 2017