daffydil
"You see these people dancing under the cross?"
"Yea?"
"They are daffydils"
**Religious fervor brewing
"Yea?"
"They are daffydils"
**Religious fervor brewing
daffydil by mommyinlaw May 6, 2018
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Daffodil
The opposite of a whore. A girl who is always good and never does anything bad and never gets in trouble. They always act like angels and get good grades. Daffodils dislikes boys (or girls) who do bad things or get in trouble. She can be hot or ugly.
Daffodil by FreshFrixy June 12, 2013
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Hot Diggity Daffodil
- Calculon: Presenting our newest member. *He moves aside to show Bender.*
- *Many robots are cheering.*
- Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!
- *Many robots are cheering.*
- Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!
Hot Diggity Daffodil by Niedrig April 1, 2009
Daffodility
Daffodility by bookaddict209 May 30, 2009
Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd
Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The guy with the really long and cool name
Guy 2: Oh you mean Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd? Yeah hes a giga chad
Demarkus Daffodil Deshillobopingus the 3rd by TheEggdog123 October 21, 2021
daffodil puncher
a person (male or female... mostly male) who can not properly satisfy a woman via the great art of fingering. If you are called this you probably poke the vagina harshly rather than gently massaging it as it should be.
daffodil puncher by Thomas Jay September 16, 2005
daffodilitis
Daffodilitis is a growing concern today among many people. Daffodilitis has a wide range of symptoms and many, many cases, but basically it can be defined as one being unable to perform or act with courage and pride and a desire to not look like a complete and total wussy. Most cases are usually accompanied by some sort of blame to take away from the fact that they're complete failures; performing in a very unmanly fashion.
Jeff: "Hey, why isn't anyone working out today?"
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."
Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."
Nevada: "Because they've all been stricken with daffodilitis."
Nevada: "Hey what's wrong? Why are you wearing those gloves?"
Leroy: "Because I might hurt my hands."
Nevada: "Sounds like a case of daffodilitis to me."
daffodilitis by Nevada January 26, 2006
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