daffern

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People with this last name are known for their excellent sense of style regarding lawn maintenance. They are ferns. They speak. All I hear are da ferns. You can see them in the wild by their significant red hair. Brown haired Daffern's however are not to be trusted and will bring bad luck upon your family.

Why are Daffern's on our lawn

daffern by BigBadBrunB December 10, 2016

Words you can keep

ed daffern

Ed dafferns always have a milf of a mum called Bridget who has huge hoggers and loves young meat. Ed dafferns are always convicted nonces who have huge muscles and no hair.

Jhee Ed daffern get away from the primary school and put on a top I can see ur muscles and huge cock

ed daffern by Lewis brown October 31, 2020

Related Words

daffern • ed daffern • daffer • Daferne • Daffen • Daffrendo • dafternoon • differnance • differnet • Differnt

differnet

Different things on the Internet, not necessarily pertaining to the Internet, but definitely found on the Internet.

To find a differnet perspective on things go online!

differnet by brendan83 January 3, 2010

Daferne

A light-hearted gotcha (dah-fer-knea)

"Hey! What did you do that for?" "Hehe DAFERNE, gotcha!"

Daferne by ItzzHero August 10, 2022

Differnt

to stand out from the same ol' same ol' thang.

That good ol' boys music is differnt.

Differnt by g.o.Triple June 2, 2018

Daffer

A cigarette

Anyone fancy a daffer?

Daffer by chewbaccas hairless scrotum January 21, 2022

daffer

a cat person who likes to get fucked by midgets

Boy1: us such an Daffer

Boy 2: i know right ?

daffer by dadwaadawddawdwadwa May 2, 2017

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026