d.i.m.u 

'do I miss you'

an abbreviation to get your ex to notice you so you can get attention
or if you don't know about them aka do you miss them or not.

*Caption*
ugh d.i.m.u?

d.i.m.u by ItsYaBoi♕♥︎ June 29, 2018

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m 

Fuck
Me
Until
I
Cum
On
Your
Dick
Then
Smash
My
Cunt
In
Multiple

Mounds

Jenny asked her new freaky boyfriend to F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m

F.m.u.i.n.o.y.d.t.s.m.c.i.m.m by Shaminah April 18, 2021

s.m.d.u.i.c.i.y.m 

suck my dick until i cum in your mouth.

"suck my dick until i cum in your mouth you whore."
s.m.d.u.i.c.i.y.m

s.m.d.u.i.c.i.y.m by contrieve February 21, 2025

W.U.I.M.D. 

Woke Up Inside My Dad

The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.

"dude, i got retarded off absynth last night and w.u.i.m.d.!! LOLZ!!"

W.U.I.M.D. by SAITOWNED September 25, 2006

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

D I N O H U M A N

btw idk lol

D I N O H U M A N L O L

D I N O H U M A N by miata real October 28, 2020

D.I.N.K.U.M 

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

D.I.N.K.U.M by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006