D on A 

During a high-school dance and or party where grinding is taking place, and guys get "D on A" or "Dick on Ass".

Jim: Bro! Did you go to homecoming?!
Bob: No, what went down?
Jim: A lot of grinding and a lot of D on A action!
Bob: Sooooo jealous!

D on A by CatsForever January 2, 2012

S on a D 

can also be said as SONAD one word - it is to suck on a dick.

Idea from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall - "You don't wanna stick your P in a V!" "No but I wanna B my L on somebodies T's."

I want S on a D!

S on a D by Level 7 August 10, 2009

S on a D 

The term a drunk girl uses when she wants to suck on your dick in a Taco Bell parking lot.

Drunk girl: "I want to S on a D!"

*sees you chilling in your car at Taco Bell*
Drunk girl: "Hey can I S on your D?"
You: "What's S on a D mean?"
Drunk girl: "Suck on your Dick!"

S on a D by sonadpod January 13, 2016

i'd do it on a wednesday 

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.

Damn that girl is gorgeous. I'd do it on a Wednesday.

i'd do it on a wednesday by balls bigger than yours September 4, 2013

I'd strap on 16 a mile away 

An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.

Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!

Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.

I'd strap on 16 a mile away by dappad May 10, 2010

I'd wear a hat on a day like that 

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

I'd wear a hat on a day like that by Drew Garrison February 23, 2007

Wiz on a T'd bagel 

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.

What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

Wiz on a T'd bagel by The "Big Guy" Brown January 28, 2019