d jac 

one who jacks off dogs

hide your dogs when you see d jac

d jac by thecreatureinthe abis October 13, 2008

jac'd 

Slang for jacked, usually written on internet as jacd.. or jacked or jakd etc.. a shorter version of being jacked.

Dam...tom jac'd my shit last nite...hes not giving it back.

jac'd by DaNNNieLLLe May 13, 2005

JAC'D UP 

What happens to you when you get into the ring/cage with a member of Jenkins Athletic Club.

You got...JAC'D UP

JAC'D UP by JAC'D UP October 17, 2008

I'd Jack That 

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

I'd Jack That by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

Grade-D Jackassery

Grade-D Jackassery is Jackassery at any-level of Jackassery, while really referring to the "D", or, "Dick", and is a reference to the sexual theme of a form of Jackassery.

Grade-D Jackassery is, in essence, responding in giving your opinion of something or someone by choosing to say option "d" - all of the above, and while simultaneously saying something was kinky, or otherwise sexually themed humor.

dude 1 "Dude remember how Fred's ex girlfriend that cheated on him was all up on my jock at that party last night?"
dude 2 "Yeah she's one slatternly chick. What did you say to her anyway, she looked PISSED when she left!"
dude 1} "Hahahah, she said she thought there was something between us. I told her 'Well you THOT WRONG!' LOL." dude 2 "Dude no way that's straight up some Grade-D Jackassery right there!" dude 1 "Dude, guilty as charged brotha, sings in Bob-Marley tone ~I shot the sheriff ~ but I did not fux with that [beezy!"
dude 2 "Teacher be like- 'Well, you got straight D's all year long.... You PASS with HONORS son!' -Hahahahhaah!"

Grade-D Jackassery by Biggie Dawg March 24, 2023

i'd rather jack off to pasta. 

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

i'd rather jack off to pasta. by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

Michael Jackson'd 

Verb: To be infected with a rare emotion and sense of love and caring for the entire planet Earth....this includes man, animals and vegetation. To be Michael Jackson'd is to be the healing answer to a dying planet.

"In the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy in 2012, many folks helped with clean-up efforts because they were Michael Jackson'd."

Michael Jackson'd by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012