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A DICK HEAD, either in actual shape or in personality.

(Note: If one is a "D.H." because of actual head shape, jacking-off of the head my occur in public by random people)
Ex.: "He got what I like ta call a D.H...." (a what??) "....A Dick Head!!"

Ex. 2: Man, shut the fuck up...Fuckin D.H.!!!
D.H. by RAC917 July 18, 2009
Words you can keep
Short for Desperate Housewives

Some use the letter 'h' for another word!
Molly can always spot a D.H. at work or down the block!
D.H. by DMGUSA June 18, 2018
Related Words
D.H.G D.H.O D.H.R. D horn d-hall D.H.A.K D.H.L.A D.H.L.L D Hat D-Hawk
(Verb) Acronym standing for Dry hump meaning to engage in all of the motions of having sexual intercourse while still wearing your pants or underwear.
(See levi lovin)
David, after a particularly vigorous D.H. session with Ivy, had to change his spooge soiled pants.
D.H. by Brentwood July 18, 2005
Back in my college days, a D.H. was our designated "ho" or designated hump. Basically whoever we were doing at the time. Gotta love baseball, though, cause that's were we got it from.
Going out with my D.H. tonight.
D.H. by meatloaf 66 April 7, 2009
Directorate for Human Intelligence
American Organisation D.H short form for Directorate for Human Intelligence
D.H by Cara Olsen April 11, 2022
You know Boxer is D.H. when she starts to gets all giggly.
D.H. by Inanimate Towel August 24, 2017
When you need double the hung men. MMF threesome. May include eiffel towers, spit roasting, DP, and anything requiring two luscious cocks.
I need some D&H this weekend, one cock will not be enough.
D&H by InsidiousMuse April 3, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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