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Short for Desperate Housewives

Some use the letter 'h' for another word!
Molly can always spot a D.H. at work or down the block!
D.H. by DMGUSA June 18, 2018
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D.H.G • D.H.O • D.H.R. • D horn • d-hall • D.H.A.K • D.H.L.A • D.H.L.L • D Hat • D-Hawk
(Verb) Acronym standing for Dry hump meaning to engage in all of the motions of having sexual intercourse while still wearing your pants or underwear.
(See levi lovin)
David, after a particularly vigorous D.H. session with Ivy, had to change his spooge soiled pants.
D.H. by Brentwood July 18, 2005
Back in my college days, a D.H. was our designated "ho" or designated hump. Basically whoever we were doing at the time. Gotta love baseball, though, cause that's were we got it from.
Going out with my D.H. tonight.
D.H. by meatloaf 66 April 7, 2009
Directorate for Human Intelligence
American Organisation D.H short form for Directorate for Human Intelligence
D.H by Cara Olsen April 11, 2022
You know Boxer is D.H. when she starts to gets all giggly.
D.H. by Inanimate Towel August 24, 2017
When you need double the hung men. MMF threesome. May include eiffel towers, spit roasting, DP, and anything requiring two luscious cocks.
I need some D&H this weekend, one cock will not be enough.
D&H by InsidiousMuse April 3, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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