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"Dungeons and Dragons Free". Sometimes people on dating sites will write that they are looking for someone who is "D&D free." This is their way of indicating that geeks and nerds need not respond. Some people just aren't looking for such nonsense in a lover.
No, I don't want to roll a d20 saving throw to ensure that your Prophylactic of Exploding Love +3 doesn't break. I thought I indicated that I'm looking for someone that's D&D free.
D&D Free by CohibaMan July 21, 2009
drugs and disease free, Used in personal ads by those seeking mates on online personals.
I am a swm (single white male),hwp (height weight proportional), d/d free in search of a swf (single white female of similar qualities.
d/d free by Jaay December 28, 2005

D & D Free 

Drug & Disease Free -- used frequently on craigslist.com
I am a single woman, 5'3", D & D Free .....
D & D Free by rmpk August 1, 2006
Drugs and drinking free often used in personal ads.
5'10", 150#, d/d free,
d/d free by JohnJohn89 April 30, 2005
"dick"-free..without dick. when somebody hasn't had sex for a while. almost like saying "i'm sober" but instead of being without booze, your without dick.
I've been d-free since tuesday.
d-free by jbawlz November 9, 2010
Watching a pirated movie before it's released in theatres
"You seen the new Speilberg movie yet?"
"Yea, Isaw that last week in free-D"
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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