Freeds

A Freeds is someone who is usually deaf, and has an increased chance of being hit by a car

Did you hear that he got hit by a car?
Yeah, he must of not heard it or something.
What a freeds

by Eeeeert October 6, 2020

freeds

American Princess

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by dog October 28, 2003

freeds

American fairy

'fairy freeds'

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Freeds

To give away tree, vegetable and fruit seeds from your garden.

We gave away 30 envelopes of freeds at Al's birthday party today.

by Kat Van-Buren August 9, 2024

People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

freedom femme

A woman who has chosen to stay single and not have any children.

(Ignore the links in the words of the first definition. They are incorrect and don't have anything to do with the definition of a freedom femme)

The reason she is so happy is because she is a freedom femme.

by freedomfemme April 18, 2019

freedom femme

a female who has chosen to stay single and not have children. This does not necessarily mean she lives like a nun or that she hates children. A freedom femme just real loves and values the freedom of the solo life.

No she doesn't have a partner or kids. She's a total freedom femme.

by Pa1oma September 27, 2015