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freeze dried 

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.
Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried
freeze dried by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

freeze dried hippie 

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.
My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

Freeze Dancing

The art of staying motionless to the beat of music.
Hudson's Bouncer: "Hey, what are you doing? It's different."

Dancer: "Yo, I'm just freeze dancing."

Hudson's Bouncer: "It's time to drag you out by the neck."
Freeze Dancing by LLCOOLV April 22, 2011

Freeze-dried Bullshit 

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

Freema Donna 

A disparaging term used to describe a certain type of egomaniacal bargain-hunter, a person who, in the esteem of their peers, is dishonest, misleading, or otherwise audacious in their claims regarding origin and price paid for goods.
"I can't believe Jon expects us to believe he bought that vintage Jaguar guitar for $200. That's an outrageous lie, even for a freema donna like him."
Person 1: "I found this yves saint laurent shoes at goodwill, but they were stuffed with money, which is cool."
Person 2: "Don't bullshit me, I know your mom bought you those."
Person 1: "Yeah whateva."
Person 2: "Fuckin freema donna, go home."
Freema Donna by kangaroosarecool December 12, 2009

freeze dried whackaloon 

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.
Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!