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head on collision

The impoverished form of an Irish Car Bomb (Bailey's dropped into and chugged from a Guinness). A head on collision is Kahlua dropped and chugged from a Busch Light.

1) Serve a shot of Kahlua
2) Drop into a cup of Busch Light
3) Chug in one gulp
"-Yo, let's do an Irish Car Bomb.
-Nah, that's too classy, I'll take a head on collision"
head on collision by InventedHOD April 21, 2009
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The Sleep Cyclists 

A wonderful underground Indie band made up of a group of wonderful boys from Wisconsin.
The musicians are:
Nathaniel Corey - Viola

Christopher Peterson - Percussion

Adam Jordahl - Bass

Timothy Anderson - Guitar/Vocals

Jack Kyoung Heon Kim - Trumpet/Piano/Percussion

Jed Munson - Ukulele/Vocals

They make beautiful alternative music and are pleasantly aloof (or at least Tim is..)
"have you heard of the Sleep Cyclists?"
"no."
"oh, well they're this wonderful indie/ alternative band from Middleton, Wisconsin."
"peachy"

Collisionista 

Is a bad-ass female auto body shop owner that knows auto body repair information and the industry front to back, inside to outside.
That auto body shop owner down the street is a freaking collisionista - you want your smashed up car fixed right, go see her!
Collisionista by Collisionista December 16, 2016

The collisium 

A game invented by the romans long ago. Taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the competitors penis to have an ultimate sword fight. Usually played around halloween.
Yo bro, lets play the collisium i'm bored.

Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.
The collisium by ElongD November 20, 2016

Callistana 

A kind of demon summoned by Sydney Sage, a witch in the Bloodlines series by Richelle Mead.
It looks like a palm sized chinese dragon and is able to move around, but is made of quartz. It can be turned back into a rock by the caster of the spell and back again. It bonds to the first person it sees, which is usually the caster. If more than one person is present however, it bonds with both of them.
It is used to warn those it's bonded to of danger and by screeching but also screeches when it's hungry.
The spell lasts for a year and a day after the cast is made.
Hopper the Callistana from The Indigo Spell by Richelle Mead
Callistana by Mrs Ivashkov May 18, 2013

Callista 

Callista comes from the Greek for "most beautiful (fem.)" (καλλίστη - kalliste). This name is a lesser known name for girls.

Callista mostly means the most beautiful among the women. Center of attention because of its itelligence and beautifulness of body and soul, inside and out. Callista also means a person who is loved and tend to be surrounded by people who adore and admire her.
"She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen!",
"Yeah, she's a Callista!"
Callista by andrewMS1230 August 28, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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