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Cycloptic 

When you have a swollen eye or stye and it's starting to subside, but you still have a bit of a cyclops-like appearance from it.
Person 1: "Hey it looks like your stye is going down"
Person 2: "yeah, but I'm still cycloptic"
Cycloptic by drunk pig June 28, 2025

cycloptic red eye of death 

A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.
I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.

cyclopia 

A rare birth letal disease where the baby is born with 1 eye in the forehead, still better than 1 guy 2 spoons
-Hey you saw that leela closplay?
-Nah what is it
-Cyclopia Human
cyclopia by Timetraveler2000 May 22, 2021

cyclopsical

Adj: describing a selfie of a person with only half their face.
"Did you see her selfie?"
"Yeah it was so Cyclopsical"
cyclopsical by Alucky316 June 3, 2014

Cyclopsing 

Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.
I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night
Cyclopsing by PixieMandy April 10, 2023

cyclopiking 

A dance move combining both the spiral moving "cyclone" and "Jersey turnpike", performed simultaneously.
Whoah, check out that girl on the dance floor cyclopiking on that guy.
cyclopiking by misswurdup November 21, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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