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Cyclopsing 

Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.
I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night
Cyclopsing by PixieMandy April 10, 2023
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cyclopsing 

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclopsing 

When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.
I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing
cyclopsing by bozzabro December 14, 2014

cyclopsing 

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

Cyclopsing

When you get so baked that your eyes turn bright red, making it look like you've either cried for six hours straight or had an insane bong rip.
"Dude, you're Cyclopsing."

"Careful not to take your shades off, you wouldn't want to Cyclops anyone outside"
Cyclopsing by RicSan0901 June 4, 2026

cyclopsical

Adj: describing a selfie of a person with only half their face.
"Did you see her selfie?"
"Yeah it was so Cyclopsical"
cyclopsical by Alucky316 June 3, 2014

cyclopiking 

A dance move combining both the spiral moving "cyclone" and "Jersey turnpike", performed simultaneously.
Whoah, check out that girl on the dance floor cyclopiking on that guy.
cyclopiking by misswurdup November 21, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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