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Cyclopsing 

Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.
I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night
Cyclopsing by PixieMandy April 10, 2023
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cyclopsing 

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclopsing 

When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.
I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing
cyclopsing by bozzabro December 14, 2014

cyclopsing 

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

Cyclopsing

When you get so baked that your eyes turn bright red, making it look like you've either cried for six hours straight or had an insane bong rip.
"Dude, you're Cyclopsing."

"Careful not to take your shades off, you wouldn't want to Cyclops anyone outside"
Cyclopsing by RicSan0901 June 4, 2026
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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