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Cyclopsing 

Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.
I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night
Cyclopsing by PixieMandy April 10, 2023
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cyclopsing 

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclopsing 

When your at a bar with your shades on even when its dark so you could have amazing perv on the women.
I was down at my local having a sunday session doing some cyclopsing
cyclopsing by bozzabro December 14, 2014

cyclopsing 

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

Cyclopsing

When you get so baked that your eyes turn bright red, making it look like you've either cried for six hours straight or had an insane bong rip.
"Dude, you're Cyclopsing."

"Careful not to take your shades off, you wouldn't want to Cyclops anyone outside"
Cyclopsing by RicSan0901 June 4, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026