cycloptic 

The event, usually during bed disco, of being so close to another person's face that they appear to have only one eye.

My Paul is mighty cycloptic on Sunday mornings.

cycloptic by Shawna'sea January 15, 2005

Cycloptic 

When you have a swollen eye or stye and it's starting to subside, but you still have a bit of a cyclops-like appearance from it.

Person 1: "Hey it looks like your stye is going down"
Person 2: "yeah, but I'm still cycloptic"

Cycloptic by drunk pig June 28, 2025

cycloptic red eye of death 

A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.

I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.

cycloptic red eye of death by AKingLikeMe April 12, 2016

cyclopia 

A rare birth letal disease where the baby is born with 1 eye in the forehead, still better than 1 guy 2 spoons

-Hey you saw that leela closplay?
-Nah what is it
-Cyclopia Human

cyclopia by Timetraveler2000 May 22, 2021

cyclopsical

Adj: describing a selfie of a person with only half their face.

"Did you see her selfie?"
"Yeah it was so Cyclopsical"

cyclopsical by Alucky316 June 3, 2014

Cyclopsing 

Cyclopsing is the act of placing ones forehead gently or not gently on ones perineum aka the gooch, rotating the head by 15° to align one eye parallel to the rectum. The tongue is then used to fondle the sphincter till desired effect is achieved.

I have sustained a torticollis from cyclopsing last night

Cyclopsing by PixieMandy April 10, 2023

cyclopiking 

A dance move combining both the spiral moving "cyclone" and "Jersey turnpike", performed simultaneously.

Whoah, check out that girl on the dance floor cyclopiking on that guy.

cyclopiking by misswurdup November 21, 2013