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Best Ever Ever Friend
a person who you have a special connection with stronger than a bff
beef 1: hey beef
beef 2: beef we're going drinking
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by drunk pig April 24, 2020

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LIZ
a loud ass bitch who you love but will always eat your food
person 1: wtf how did you get in my house
Liz: wheres your jolly ranchers
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by drunk pig April 24, 2020

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Be careful with your toes on this awful day. You might think this is a joke but NO! This is a warning!!! There is a chance you will stub your toe, you may graze your toe, you will cut your toe nails too short and bleed. Take the proper precautions.
Beware of January 24, have your band-aids and ice prepared.
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by drunk pig January 24, 2021

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When you and your best friend love each other so much but are dumb as shit
B- best
E- ever
E-ever
F-friend

person 1: BEEEEEEEEf!
person 2: what?
person 1: hi
Person 2: I love you too bitch
go get me some chocolate BEEF
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by drunk pig October 13, 2020

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