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torticollis 

Torticollis is a neck deformity or a “condition” causing either side of the neck muscles or tendons to contract and pull , making the head slightly or fully tilt to one side , sometimes it’s corrected with surgery along with therapy, and sometimes it just goes away with just therapy.. physical therapy that is. Most people who have this condition are born with it, the mothers womb was too small when the Child was being developed in the last few months probably, and after being born most of them are wheelchair bound , and the “lucky” ones only have to deal with the pain and discomfort of having a slightly tilted head. And for the ones in wheelchairs , they usually have the condition worse then the ones who aren’t in wheelchairs. This condition is rare , slightly on the “extremely” rare side.
Justin: I’ve been meaning to ask .. why is your head always tilted?
Michelle: I have torticollis, I was born with it , and had surgery to help but my head still likes to lean towards the side… I’m able to turn my head around tho, unlike how I wasn’t before my surgery.

Justin: does it hurt?
Michelle: sometimes, when I’m over working my neck with keeping it up straight, and if I lift heavy objects.
torticollis by Rizok Dragon July 27, 2022
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torticoli 

since we're french, we didn't know what a sore neck was called in english, and in french it's called "un torticolis" so we just use the same word as in french but with an english accent...
I have a torticoli this morning...
damn torticoli!!!
oye, my torticoli hurts!
torticoli by sexybitches January 18, 2005
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Torticockis 

Toricockis is similar to torticollis, where the neck is tilted to one side while the chin is turned toward the other, however the difference lies in how you got it. Torticockis is caused by an awkwardly angled blow job performed with poor body mechanics and a malpositioned mouth. This is usually associated with fatigue and/or laziness on the part of the "blower". Disclaimer: No fault or blame should be assigned to the receiver of the blow job (the blowee) as studies have shown that his role was not statistically significant and is considered to be purely passive up until climax. Climax does not require a large amount of time, so it would not be a huge factor in the causation of torticockis.
"Looks like you've got torticockis. I bet he really enjoyed last night."
Torticockis by Aish1217 November 27, 2012

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026