cyclopia 

A rare birth letal disease where the baby is born with 1 eye in the forehead, still better than 1 guy 2 spoons

-Hey you saw that leela closplay?
-Nah what is it
-Cyclopia Human

cyclopia by Timetraveler2000 May 22, 2021

cyclopia 

A rare birth defect that makes it so that the eyes in a developing fetus does not split resulting in the child being born with only one 1 deformed eye and usually no mouth or nose this causes the infant to suffocate

Birth defects cyclopia

cyclopia by Fact robot January 16, 2018

cyclopath 

1) noun: a person who bikes in extremes such as traffic, twisty roads without sidewalks, the middle of winter, etc.
2) noun: a person who bikes in an aggressive or borderline insane manner.

Alex is a totally cyclopath. He biked all the way around town during that snowstorm!

Jess is a cyclopath! She just knocked down that other biker with her foot and insulted his mother!

cyclopath by UrMommmm!! May 2, 2010

cyclopiking 

A dance move combining both the spiral moving "cyclone" and "Jersey turnpike", performed simultaneously.

Whoah, check out that girl on the dance floor cyclopiking on that guy.

cyclopiking by misswurdup November 21, 2013

Cyclopgasm 

When you nut yourself into a new dimension.

When the dopamine hit is so high, you become an X-Man.

My man went to town so fast, he had a cyclopgasm.

Cyclopgasm by Turboman99 May 23, 2022

Cyclopath 

Cyclopath. Noun. A person with this behaviour (usually a car or taxi driver) shows an irrational and deep rooted hatred of cyclists that is impervious to any logic or reason. The behaviour is exhibited variously from a belief that cyclists should be responsible in some way for the upkeep of the roads (as drivers wrongly believe they do through "road tax", correctly called VED) through to the belief that cyclists have no right to use anything other than the extreme nearside of the road, must always wear high visibility clothing and helmets, and should be licensed with visible identification. Ultimately this belief may progress to physical threats and abuse, so-called "punishment passing" and harassment both verbal and physical. The condition has yet to be classified as a mental illness under DSM-IV but is well recognised by the cycling community as a sociopathic condition. There is some evidence that it extends to institutions such as the Police and the Judiciary. The term is believed to have first been used in a post to Critical Mass London in December 2014.

Had another cyclopath ranting at me to get off the road today

Cyclopath by cyclopaths September 15, 2020

cyclopath 

the psychopathic behaviour of cyclists

cyclist: (crossing lanes without looking)
me: (driving) geez. look at that cyclopath. i almost run him over.

cyclopath by cheesygeek February 19, 2013