cyclist's shower 

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.

I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning

cyclist's shower by mikestreety September 19, 2017

sucky cyclist 

an umbrella term for all cyclists, coined by entitled influencers with too much makeup and too little clout to shame cyclists on roads.

usually used as a non-apology for being cancelled for pissing off whole communities (in this case, cycling)

grace: if you are a sucky cyclist, dont cycle on roads.
cyclist: what does that even mean?
grace: i have no idea, i just hate cyclists and love attacking them on social media for no

reason. also, i need clout

sucky cyclist by graceglazee December 6, 2020

The Sleep Cyclists 

A wonderful underground Indie band made up of a group of wonderful boys from Wisconsin.
The musicians are:
Nathaniel Corey - Viola

Christopher Peterson - Percussion

Adam Jordahl - Bass

Timothy Anderson - Guitar/Vocals

Jack Kyoung Heon Kim - Trumpet/Piano/Percussion

Jed Munson - Ukulele/Vocals

They make beautiful alternative music and are pleasantly aloof (or at least Tim is..)

"have you heard of the Sleep Cyclists?"
"no."
"oh, well they're this wonderful indie/ alternative band from Middleton, Wisconsin."
"peachy"

The Sleep Cyclists by springtimenostalgia May 29, 2013

Arsehole of Cyclists 

The collective noun for Lycra clad cyclists that herd together on the road blocking traffic and acting like their shit doesn’t stink.

I’m sorry I was late to the meeting, I got stuck behind an arsehole of cyclists that held traffic up for 8 miles.

Arsehole of Cyclists by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

nuisance of cyclists

A group of three or more cyclists gathering or travelling on a public road.

As used when describing a "Flock of birds", "School of fish", etc

He was late for work as he encountered a "Nuisance of cyclists" blocking the road.

nuisance of cyclists by LadyQ7 January 30, 2012

a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.

a douching of cyclists by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019