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Cyberathlete

1. A computer gamer that competes in the official tournaments of the Cyberathlete Professional League (CPL).

2. The term is sometimes used to define a person that competes in computer game tournaments for cash prizes.

3. A registered trademark of the parent company of the CPL.
- fatality is the league's top cyberathlete
Cyberathlete by angel October 6, 2003

Cybertude 

Attitude on the internet. Specifically, a feeling of position bolstered by the anonymity of the internet.
Dude 1: Chatted up this babe last night online. Hit her with some compliments, I wasn't too forward at all. She didn't even have the courtesy to say 'thanks.'

Dude 2: Sounds like that bitch had 'cybertude.'
Cybertude by H3 March 16, 2013

cyberbureaucracy

The overly complicated system of checks and balances used by websites to help users reset passwords.
Alice: Hey, did you manage to get into your iCloud yesterday?
Bob: No, the cyberbureaucracy was impossible to navigate.

Cyberathlete

Someone with such exceptional skills at computer games that they are considered a professional, competes in tournaments for great sums of money, and may represent his/her country in some sort of Multiplayer Olympics. Athlete is used in its broadest possible term here, as they are not known for their physical strength or ability. May possibly be referred to in the near future as "CyberAthl33t".
"That guy is a athlete? Are you sure, he looks like a nerd, only somehow even geekier!?"

"Yes, I am an athlete. I play games, which somehow counts as a sport and physical recreation, even thought the most exercise I get is opening soft drinks and periodically scratching my ass."

Nerd: My hero!
Normal Person: Since when is Counter Strike a sport?
Professional Athlete: Cyber what?
Cyberathlete by Digital Messiah August 22, 2003

cyberathlete

a computer freak who has spent 8 hours a day or more getting good at a computer game. They can then compete for money in competitions held around the world.
All of the cyberathletes brought their own computers to the event.
cyberathlete by jay_121985 August 17, 2003

cyberathlete

An oxymoron to no end. An athlete is one who participates in a physical sport.

Games are exactly the opposite, you fucking losers. Get a life.
Get off of your fucking ass and stop trying to use excuses to call yourself an athlete.
cyberathlete by whatever August 22, 2003