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Cream Team Commander

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The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!

Cream Team 

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A team that is populated by talented members, representing the "cream of the crop".
John: How do they keep winning?
Mary: They rock at that, they're the Cream Team.
Cream Team by reverb232 June 24, 2013

Ice Cream Team 

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Normally a group of freshman girls who enter college with great bodies but soon begin to put on the pounds due to ending every meal in the cafeteria at the ice cream bar.
Person 1: Wow, I haven't seen her since the beginning of the semester, she's gained some weight.

Person 2: Yeah, she used to be real hot, but not since she joined the Ice Cream Team.
Ice Cream Team by J Polish May 15, 2007

cream team 

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A group of male homosexuals who regularly get together and masturbate in the sauna/shower
When the French national soccer team underperforms, I sarcastically call them my favorite cream team
cream team by Uncle Dimma October 3, 2014

The Cream TEAM

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A group of your closest homies that you trust enough to break into a sperm bank for you to steal back your junk spunk after a bad decision.
Brody, I think we need to assemble The Cream TEAM I'm not ready to be a baby daddy.

The Cream Team

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A group of white men (12 or more) cream pie a young white women inside a Cold Stone while she is sucking a black guys dick
David: yeah bro we totally Cream Teamed her, her pussy overflew with cum and Tyrone jizzed in her mouth. Just call us The Cream Team
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