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A fat customer. Especially if they resemble a cow instead of a human.

An annoying fat customer or one that grosses you out with their excessive appetite.

I was working at 7-11, and this 400 pound customoo came in and bought $50 fucking dollars worth of fried chicken!

customoo by WordFreak June 28, 2011

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customwoodburning

the shittiest most wonderful wood burner in the whole wide world❤️ her sneaky link is mt mak and her pookie bear is fiona apples poo 55 y🥺🥺 signed -customwoodburninghastits

hey, let’s go watch customwoodburnings liv and spam it with “will you be my pookie bear?”

customwoodburning by customwoodburninghastits August 20, 2021

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customwoodburning

customwoodburning is the best wood burner out there. She is very intelligent and generous. She is TikTok famous for creating works of art for her costumers.

Let’s go watch customwoodburning on live!

customwoodburning by Barbraf@n June 26, 2021

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customonster

A person who, because they are paying for something, feels they can treat service personnel like shit.

Oh, the customonster at table six keeps sending back her steak.

customonster by tomzone June 28, 2010

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Customophobic

adjective: 1. Cannot and willnot allow customs in a tournament or friendly environment
2. prickly 3. pretty salty

Sm4sh community :
I'm not saying you can't play standard, but I should be able to play customs.

noun: Customophobe
One whom is afraid of players that use customs.
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"What do you think of Customs?"
"Customs-on pleyars should have separate water fountains."
"That is very Customophobic."

Customs never messed up The Messiah in EVO Top 8. Grand Finals were two standard dudes. Here in 1.1.0 I find it wildly inferior to be Customophobic.

"We don't say things that are like discriminatory, (oh homophobic, right?), we just try to be inclusive and let everybody enjoy the love that is playing super smash brothers..."
-Bobby Scarnewman; The Scar & Toph Show: 1-5 1:36:14

Customophobic by th izizi t November 8, 2015

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customobility

the option to customize something to your liking

muzzafuzza: the customobility in the upcoming game will be amazing

muzzafuzza: customobility? Is that even a word? someone google that sh*t

customobility by shkatemystery August 16, 2010

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Customousigotic

When lung disease mutates into a rat with rabies

Person 1: Did you here Dave got customousigotic?
Homeless man: Who are you why are you here

Customousigotic by SirBlameson November 7, 2020

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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