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Italian. Masculine. Badass. Magical properties. Curto is short for completely unbelievably remarkably talented (h)ombre. It can also be used as a nickname for someone who enjoys music and other performance arts while being understatedly athletic.
"Where were you?"
"Hanging out with Curto."
"Duuuuuuude!"

"Curto just blew my mind."

He's a great guy. I wish I was as curto as him
Curto by oscarphillips April 7, 2011
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Curzon Road 

A fabled legendary cess pool, found some where amidst the dark skag ridden alleys and back streets of Springbourne.

A dark hovel, in which only the foulest of beasts would take shelter, feral foul creatures like the 'Dani Hackett' could often be foud nesting in hives built from their only bodily deposits, and feeding on urine soaked chicken flesh and gone off milk.

Curzon Road suffered a particularly dark period, more commonly known as 'The Paxton Years', in which a grotesque being from beyond our very reality made a home in one of the spare chambers.

'The Paxton Years' consisted of none stop crack abuse, and urine soaked fighting, in which the main chamber or 'living room' was turned into an arena of vomit ridden debaucherous activity.

Curzon Road was also a known breeding ground for creatures such as the 'Phlally', The 'Phlally' would roost in fleshy masses, in the chambers of other creatures and lay its eggs, similar to that of the cuckoo.

There are only two known survivors that ventured into Curzon road, to study the foul creatures that nested there, the brave men are now heroes in the zooilogical world, Dr. Indieaiden Maclennan, and Professor Neo Adam Charles Cortex.
Have you ever been told the tale of the feral nest that is Curzon Road?
Curzon Road by BirdofPrey December 5, 2012
Whoever has this special name has a rly attractive sense of humor. He's talented like he can do sorta cool things like bbox. He's also smart, charming, sorta secretive and closed off sometimes, but his weirdness still gets fans.
Creep by Radiohead is definitely a song wrote for a Curtyous.
curtyous by cassiechang September 3, 2018

curtiousness 

A dumb persons way to describe someone's amount of curtesy.
"I don't hang up on people and would like them in return to show me the same amount of curtiousness."
curtiousness by Nicole A Miller August 21, 2007

cuntzone 

An area that is densely populated by cunts.
I went to Nottingham and it was such a cuntzone. I couldn't turn a corner without bumping into a gaggle of cunts

curteousy flush 

When a dump of such great mass is taken, it must be flushed in two or more segments. The first of these flushes is referred to as the curteousy flush.
"Dude you clogged my toilet? Not cool, amigo!"
"Man, you've got some weak plumbing, I gave that shit a curteousy flush and it still couldn't handle me."