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A guy with a big cock they can cause 9-11 all over again
Did you see curtzo cock go through those buildings
curtzo by Curtzo November 24, 2021
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Italian. Masculine. Badass. Magical properties. Curto is short for completely unbelievably remarkably talented (h)ombre. It can also be used as a nickname for someone who enjoys music and other performance arts while being understatedly athletic.
"Where were you?"
"Hanging out with Curto."
"Duuuuuuude!"

"Curto just blew my mind."

He's a great guy. I wish I was as curto as him
Curto by oscarphillips April 7, 2011
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Curzon Road 

A fabled legendary cess pool, found some where amidst the dark skag ridden alleys and back streets of Springbourne.

A dark hovel, in which only the foulest of beasts would take shelter, feral foul creatures like the 'Dani Hackett' could often be foud nesting in hives built from their only bodily deposits, and feeding on urine soaked chicken flesh and gone off milk.

Curzon Road suffered a particularly dark period, more commonly known as 'The Paxton Years', in which a grotesque being from beyond our very reality made a home in one of the spare chambers.

'The Paxton Years' consisted of none stop crack abuse, and urine soaked fighting, in which the main chamber or 'living room' was turned into an arena of vomit ridden debaucherous activity.

Curzon Road was also a known breeding ground for creatures such as the 'Phlally', The 'Phlally' would roost in fleshy masses, in the chambers of other creatures and lay its eggs, similar to that of the cuckoo.

There are only two known survivors that ventured into Curzon road, to study the foul creatures that nested there, the brave men are now heroes in the zooilogical world, Dr. Indieaiden Maclennan, and Professor Neo Adam Charles Cortex.
Have you ever been told the tale of the feral nest that is Curzon Road?
Curzon Road by BirdofPrey December 5, 2012
Whoever has this special name has a rly attractive sense of humor. He's talented like he can do sorta cool things like bbox. He's also smart, charming, sorta secretive and closed off sometimes, but his weirdness still gets fans.
Creep by Radiohead is definitely a song wrote for a Curtyous.
curtyous by cassiechang September 3, 2018

curtiousness 

A dumb persons way to describe someone's amount of curtesy.
"I don't hang up on people and would like them in return to show me the same amount of curtiousness."
curtiousness by Nicole A Miller August 21, 2007

cuntzone 

An area that is densely populated by cunts.
I went to Nottingham and it was such a cuntzone. I couldn't turn a corner without bumping into a gaggle of cunts

curteousy flush 

When a dump of such great mass is taken, it must be flushed in two or more segments. The first of these flushes is referred to as the curteousy flush.
"Dude you clogged my toilet? Not cool, amigo!"
"Man, you've got some weak plumbing, I gave that shit a curteousy flush and it still couldn't handle me."
curteousy flush by Boba Fett PhD April 20, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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