cuntzor

a evil monster thats shaped like a female vagina and is very hairy

" oh shit it's the cuntzor!"

by parkercunt December 21, 2007

Cuntfort Food

Fish Taco, Fur Burger etc

I had a lovely Fish Taco from the Muff Diner last night.

Real Cuntfort Food.

Delicious!

by Noel O’Gism March 16, 2021

cuntlord

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.

MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.

by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

Cuntorial

Verbal and/or practical instruction in the art of cunningilus.

John was given a cuntorial by his new girlfriend Jane since he was shitty at giving her oral pleasure.

by FrankiePops October 29, 2009

cuntor

n. Vulgar Slang

1. A person who has a Phd in being a cunt. (i.e. doctOR - cuntOR)

"That Jamie Oliver is a right cuntor!"

by Dacarlo April 8, 2004

cuntortionist

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.

She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.

by Ephemily December 30, 2013

cuntzone

An area that is densely populated by cunts.

I went to Nottingham and it was such a cuntzone. I couldn't turn a corner without bumping into a gaggle of cunts

by Big Dec Big Dick Magician March 18, 2023