curly jeffersons

any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair

"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."

by Katharsis March 30, 2009

curly jefferson

The man who was dealt with for not returning old gregg's love.

Maybe I'll deal with it like I dealt with Curly Jefferson!

by Alex Hall June 30, 2008

Curly Jefferson

An alcoholic drink, based on a minor character from the Mighty Boosh sketch "The Legend of Old Gregg," consisting of one-half Bailey's Irish cream and one-half whipped cream-flavored vodka.

I ordered a Curly Jefferson and drank it from a shoe.

by Howard Moon, man about town January 09, 2011

Curly Jefferson

When a man, who doesn’t manscape his pubic hair, is balls deep in a girl’s mouth, making it look like she has a beard.

I thought about giving her the Portuguese Breakfast, but instead I blessed her with a Curly Jefferson.

by ChrisStone October 01, 2018

Curly Jefferson

A stoner with curly hair and dog tags

You see curly jefferson over there he only smokes dank

by man spider August 31, 2016