curkie

a person who jerks off so much he rips/tears his penis skin off or bruises his penis.

Angus is a curkie

by iLOVErednecks November 6, 2018

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Curried Fart

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.

I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)

by Slapstickity March 22, 2023

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Curiel

One of the COOLEST and RAREST last names to exist. If you have this last name you should be proud to be a Curiel. Some of the sexiest Curiel's live in California.

Girl 1: That boy is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah! He must be a Curiel.

by NoM4m3s February 19, 2021

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curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.

Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011

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