Cupboards

Used as a reference towards young or underage girls that are aesthetically pleasing.

While at work the other day, we heard Martin shout "CUPBOARD", we turned to see a group of girls walking through the meat aisle. They're underage Martin, i said.
Yes but a few years in the cupboard will see them fit for consumption.

by Clyde Frog June 4, 2005

council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out

That bitch has got council cupboards

by Chazzyb July 25, 2023

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

Cupboard full of clothes

Cupboard full of clothes is another way to say closet=closeted.

All that's left of us, is a cupboard full of clothes.

by I lack of fantasy January 26, 2021

jew in the cupboard

A jew that is in your cupboard, they usually are male but in some cases have been female. We don't know how they manage to get into the cupboards they are found in but all we know is that they are attracted by the smell of expensive tea/cup sets . If you find a jew in your cupboard you should follow these steps

1. Trap them in the cupboard , use something to block the doors E. G a muscle man/woman, broom etc

2. Alert everyone in the house of the jew in the cupboard and tell them to block the doors on all the remaining cupboards in the house. Jews have been known to chew through walls and make their way to other cupboards within the house.

3. Get anything of sentimental value out of the house E. G kids, money, cars, husband/wife, dog/cat/hampster/crocodile/komodo dragon...

4. Burn the house and everything inside that you left.

If this does not work follow theses steps

1. Run

2. Hide

3. Its coming

4.

Man: Honey where's my super-suit?
Woman: What?
Man: I said where's... My... Super-suit!
Woman: In the cupboard!
Man: Why is it in the cupboard?
Woman: Just get it!

Man: *opens cupboard * HONEY THERE'S A JEW IN THE CUPBOARD !!

by PapaKrabbz February 3, 2018

Cupboard Love

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"

by RubberDucky451 April 18, 2010