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Cunty Bollocks 

CUNTY BOLLOCKS : A Paki / Haji store clerk that leers rudely at you, as if you are going to steal; or follows you around the store to keep you from shop lifting
1. Where did you get that fifth of vodka from J.O.B.
Oh I got it from Cunty Bollocks's on 63rd and Naragansette

2. I had a hard time lifting the vodka ole Cunty Bollocks was eagle eyeing me the whole time.

3. Cunty Bollocks was on a tear after catchng a pollock stealing a bottle of rum
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Cunty Bollocks 

Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
Cunty Bollocks over there has really messed this up. He should never have been hired!

cunty bollocks 

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.
His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.
cunty bollocks by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Cunty Bollocks 

One who is delusional about one's status,
Cunty Bollocks by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank 

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy
cunty ballocks by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

cunty bolloks

the term given to an irritating twat,someone whos gettin up your nose,a gloating no good bastard...
hey cunty bolloks any more er that ill give u a good pounding....
cunty bolloks by beatnek October 15, 2007
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