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CuntWitch 

Coined by Matthew Lynch on Wednesday 20th July, it's a witchy looking person who's also a cunt or visa versa.
Kate is a CuntWitch
CuntWitch by Matthew Lynch July 22, 2012
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cuntwitch 

when you stack three cunts on each other and make them do a hardcore ogreberry and make the people in the background jerk off hardcore
there was a hardcore cuntwitch last night at the party while people in the background jerked off hardcore
cuntwitch by busting a nut November 17, 2017

Cuntwick 

1) Used Tampon. Because of the string's resemblance to a candle wick, and where it has been.
2) An extra strong word to use to describe or call someone who you hate.
1) "Gross, some lady missed the trash bin and left her CUNTWICK on the floor."
2) "Dammit! Some CUNTWICK backed into my car and didn't leave a note!"
Cuntwick by M Twain March 12, 2017

cuntbitcha 

A girl that likes to take 5 or more dicks at once.
Thats girl is a cuntbitcha or theres cuntbitch
the next stage up from fuckwit, elevating the practice of fuckwittery to a higher plain.
holy shit, you really are a complete cuntwit.
cuntwit by Matamp December 2, 2004

cumswitch 

When your giving your girl doggie while having your mate wanking secretly in the background and, right before you are about to cum, your mate takes over and spunks in your girlfriend's face
Tony: Oh dude, I had the greatest night of all time with Ethan
Oliver: What did you guys do?

Tony: Ethan and I performed a cumswitch with my girl. It was so funny
Oliver: That is so cool. Can I do it with you sometime as well?
Tony: Mate, you're a tranny. Don't you remember?
Oliver: shit yea
cumswitch by BigWanker03 May 1, 2019

Cunnitch 

tate: he’s so annoying! He gets be rattled up!!
kevin: I KNOW! He’s such a cunnitch!
piper: he’s a rattling snake!
Cunnitch by Kevin Osully May 20, 2020
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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