cuntiqua 

cunt an amusing way of saying someone is a cunt. pronounced cunt-ee-kwah. Can also be used as an affectionate nickname for a fag-hag

"That cuntiqua just let her dog shit in my yard"

cuntiqua by stephen phillips June 9, 2007

cuntsquatch 

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.

My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.

cuntsquatch by Hotjo April 23, 2018

Cuntinually

When somebody has the tendency to annoy you non-stop and saying "they have been continually annoying" just doesn't suffice.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear the crap coming out of *name*'s mouth yesterday?
Person 2: Absolutely! She has been cuntinually annoying me for weeks now

Cuntinually by Matsumoto111 June 3, 2010

Cuntquat 

Like a Cumquat, only more cunty. Usually a woman that has a fake tan, fake nails, and fake eyebrows. Enjoys wearing too much makeup, and clothes that are five sizes too small. Generally a bitch to everyone/thing that comes into contact with her. Can be found in metropolitan areas, or in more rare cases, rural communities.

Snooki's fake tan is a bright orange, therefore she's a ripe Cuntquat.

Cuntquat by Rosebud_89 October 16, 2010

cuntquaintance 

(noun): A female acquaintance who you actually cant stand and is believed to be a cuntquaintance.

She thinks I'm her friend, but to me she's actually just a cuntquaintance.

cuntquaintance by Cajunchic68 July 30, 2020

Cuntsquat 

The Female version of "Tea-Bagging"

Person A: Hey you hear about Mary?
Person B: Nah?
Person A: She went 28 - 0 in Halo 3 and Cuntsquatted the whole team!

Cuntsquat by Onassi January 27, 2010

cuntquake 

A woman who is so disturbed that when she speaks it ripples through all the earth.

She opened her mouth and caused a cuntquake.

cuntquake by Geo P June 24, 2021