Cuntquat

Like a Cumquat, only more cunty. Usually a woman that has a fake tan, fake nails, and fake eyebrows. Enjoys wearing too much makeup, and clothes that are five sizes too small. Generally a bitch to everyone/thing that comes into contact with her. Can be found in metropolitan areas, or in more rare cases, rural communities.

Snooki's fake tan is a bright orange, therefore she's a ripe Cuntquat.

by Rosebud_89 October 16, 2010

cuntsquatch

A big, hump backed, knuckle dragging, loud mouth, obnoxious bitch that nobody enjoys being around.

My sister-in-law is such a cuntsquatch.

by Hotjo April 23, 2018

cuntquaintance

(noun): A female acquaintance who you actually cant stand and is believed to be a cuntquaintance.

She thinks I'm her friend, but to me she's actually just a cuntquaintance.

by Cajunchic68 July 30, 2020

cuntquette

The state of mind of Cunt while also serving a bubbly vibe

Taylor: how are you feeling today
Fiona: sometimes I don’t fully feel Cunt

Taylor: so how do you feel
Fiona: I think I’m feeling a bit cuntquette

by Fififiona1023 October 1, 2023

Cuntsquat

The Female version of "Tea-Bagging"

Person A: Hey you hear about Mary?
Person B: Nah?
Person A: She went 28 - 0 in Halo 3 and Cuntsquatted the whole team!

by Onassi January 27, 2010

cuntquake

A woman who is so disturbed that when she speaks it ripples through all the earth.

She opened her mouth and caused a cuntquake.

by Geo P June 24, 2021