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cuntinuum 

1. A TV or book in which all the male characters are gone (dead, left the show. etc) but the show goes on
with the female lead -- (Law & Order SVU)
2. Carrying on with promoting your sports team even though its obvious they are shadows of their former selves.
3. When male stars or politicians crash and burn, they send out young apologetic women or "non-threatening" manboys to defend them and hope against hope they will regain their former glory.
4. a bad ending to the show "Continuum".
Cuntinuum always disapointed. Always.
cuntinuum by spikeysnack October 14, 2016
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continuum transfunctioner 

The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.
"We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We're not guys.
We're hot chicks.
She's totally right.
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. "
continuum transfunctioner by TraGuss September 5, 2006

Date-Time Continuum 

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."

Space-Time Continuum

What you will probably mess up if you go back in time.
I killed my grandpa's dog in 1932 and now my Sister doesn't exist! I have to fix the Space-Time Continuum!

Continuum 

Continuum is highly based on spaceships, space, shooting, and skill. It is possibly a favorite to many players, as it is a 2D game. There are over 30 zones to download and play in. Most of which are still in construction, but are still playable in. The most popular of all, and the default zone, is Trench Wars. Trench Wars always has over 300 people in it whether it is night or day. Most of which that are in the zone are bots, that help hosters host events by opening doors, warping everybody, and prizing greens. (Greens are also referred as bounty, the more you get the stronger you are!) There are also mods, and sysops. These guys are people you don't want to mess around with. Mods, and sysops have special abilities and can ban you for an amount of time. This goes for all zones, but some aren't as strict.
Continuum player: Ooooo Apoc you suck as mod.

Apoc: I'm sorry you think that, now I will have to ban you.

Continuum player: NOOOOO IM SORRY!!

Apoc: Okay, but don't do it again.
Continuum by Pwnt_You April 8, 2007

Cuntinue 

To keep coming back for the same pussy because it's so damn good.
She is so great in bed, he decided to cuntinue seeing her.
Cuntinue by Jeff D November 13, 2005