10 definitions by cool_penguin_0

reservoir dogs

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.

Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

by cool_penguin_0 August 20, 2004

Noodle

1. The guitarist from rock band The Offspring.
2. A tasty food snack, related to rice.
3. Insult for a small penis. Usually inserted before dick

1. Hey, Noodle's got some good riffs!
2. Hey, would you like noodles with your chicken?
3. NOODLE-DICK! YOU HAVE A NOODLE, FOR A DICK!

by cool_penguin_0 June 16, 2004

phantom poo

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005

zing

The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)

by cool_penguin_0 June 19, 2004

nail clippers

What you (may or may not) use to clip your nails.

Hey, pass me them damn nail clippers, My toenails are bloody huge!

by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005

Welf

W.E.L.F = Whiny Emo Livejournal Faggot.

Used for people who have online diary/blog things, and post in them.

Ha ha ha, you've got a Livejournal you WELF.

by cool_penguin_0 September 15, 2004

Weebl & Bob

The coolest Flash series to ever hit the Intraweb! Weebl & Bob love pie.

Learn about these fascinating creatures and their habits at weebl.jolt.co.uk

Hey, who rocks? Weebl & Bob? Damn Straight!

by cool_penguin_0 June 16, 2004