Definitions by cool_penguin_0

phantom poo 

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

phantom poo by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005

Gunningsoul 

A wannabe ninja. Ninjas are uber cool, and Gunningsoul is just "cool", being an "uber" away from uber-coolness.

He likes the film Shaun of the Dead though, which is lovely.

Gunningsoul doesn't know the art of the ninja.

Gunningsoul by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005

nail clippers 

What you (may or may not) use to clip your nails.

Hey, pass me them damn nail clippers, My toenails are bloody huge!

nail clippers by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005

Welf 

W.E.L.F = Whiny Emo Livejournal Faggot.

Used for people who have online diary/blog things, and post in them.

Ha ha ha, you've got a Livejournal you WELF.

Welf by cool_penguin_0 September 15, 2004

reservoir dogs 

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.

Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

reservoir dogs by cool_penguin_0 August 20, 2004

continuum transfunctioner 

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

Do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?

continuum transfunctioner by cool_penguin_0 July 28, 2004

shmooty

A word I made up.
Something you say when you are happy.

A combination of shibby, moo and some other word which I forgotten

Wow, free tickets to Queens Of The Stone Age?
Shmooty!

shmooty by cool_penguin_0 June 30, 2004