Contextomy

The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".

A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."

The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"

by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009

The problem with contextomy

is that this is rumbitous and it doesn't explain everything and just shows this concept is really hated upon and frown upon on that if you do this, you will be attack by all avenues just because they want money. changing the truth and telling the public lies to line their pockets with money.

The problem with Contextomy this is rumbitous and it doesn't explain everything and just shows this concept is really hated upon and frown upon on that if you do this, you will be attack by all avenues just because they want money. changing the truth and telling the public lies to line their pockets with money.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

cuntectomy

1) The removal of a complete cunt from a group situation thus making the whole world a better place for everyone else.

You: What should we do about that bitch in accounts?

Me: We need to perform a cuntectomy and get that fucker out of there.

by Wafty Cranker March 25, 2008