cuntbatch

A batch who accepts rounds of tea, but never actually makes a round herself.

Alison, you never made a round of tea and got loads all weekend, you absolute cuntbatch.

by I amcool November 30, 2014

cuntauche

When a fat chick lifts her gut to reveal her cunt, she attempt s to shave her pubes but cant lift her gut (upper part of the gunt) high enough and consequently a line of pubic hairs remain after she finishes trying to shave. This line of pubic hairs is known as the cuntauche.

I fucked a fatty last night, her cuntauche spoke a thousand words!

by burnsy076 August 10, 2015

cuntathon

When you have to deal with a marathon of cunty women alone or in a group.

1. Dealing with my husbands ex-wife is always a cuntathon.

by pfc. Snowball March 25, 2009

Cuntback Whale

a fat chick who is acting like a bitch and/or cunt.

My boss is such a cuntback whale.

by Hockey_Temper August 19, 2010

cuntbitcha

A girl that likes to take 5 or more dicks at once.

Thats girl is a cuntbitcha or theres cuntbitch

by benjamin warner callahan January 19, 2010

cuntspatch

A combination of the words cunt and spatula. A cuntspatch is a spatula that has been dipped in the fluids of the cunt. Getting cuntspatched means to be slapped with the dirty spatula. The word can be used as both a noun and a verb.

Jake: What are you doing with that spatula?
Dan: I about to cuntspatch your mom.

by Ian Christopher July 29, 2007

cuntbacca

A nasty looking, very hairy snatch that when opened emits a sound similar to Chewbacca's Growl

When my boss spread her legs, I heard her cuntbacca squeal!!

by Ploopinski May 26, 2006