Definitions by Olia

cuntastrophe 

A catastrophic event that occurs as a result of someone's cuntish (selfish, mean, horrible) actions.

I can't believe that she broke the TV when she threw her shoe at it, what a cuntastrophe.

cuntastrophe by Olia March 23, 2008

cuntophile 

A person who has an affinity got cunty people, for example said person might only associate with people who others would describe as 'cunts."

He is such a cuntophile, all of his girlfriends have been intolerable.

cuntophile by Olia March 23, 2008

Cuntacular 

A whole new level of cuntish behavior. Conduct that is SO cuntish, that it is at an extreme level, thus also being spectacular.

Did you hear how she told that girl off? It was cuntacular!

Cuntacular by Olia March 23, 2008

Cuntrageous

Conduct that is so outrageously cunty that it is cuntrageous.

Can you believe that cuntrageous asshole, he just felt me up!

Cuntrageous by Olia March 23, 2008

merle 

A clone or doppelganger. Used mostly to avoid saying clone because it sounds too much like clown and clowns are evil.

There are other forms of the word merle. For example:
Merletiplicity- Having more than one merle
Animerle-Looking like a cartoon character
Merletiply-To notice more and more look-alikes of oneself.

We're so much alike, we must be merles!

I used to have one merle, but recently they seem to have merletiplied.

merle by Olia April 17, 2006

fuckles 

Somewhere between cuddling and fucking, there are fuckles.

"Baby I miss you so much, I can't wait to give you fuckles."

Or

"I love you, let's fuckle."

fuckles by Olia April 15, 2006