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Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009
being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme
man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic
cuntastic by baileycook April 14, 2006
Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.
Bunbun is cuntastic
Cuntastic by ironman69 April 23, 2009

Cuntistic 

A common but life threatening disorder. Can be found in all levels of life, but more often in management and directorship.
Though this disorder can be lived with, but it can be fatal if the sufferer crosses the wrong person.
Symptoms vary from general rudeness, to inappropriate comments and just General cuntyness.
Please excuse John, he has become Cuntistic since he became director.
Cuntistic by Garage Vibes June 12, 2016
A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.
"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."
A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.
OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.
Cuntastic by IW4444 March 4, 2010