cuntalistic

A superior drink or beverage of some sort with an extraordinary taste incomparable to any other.

Claude:How is your starbuck's drink, jay?
Jay: oh its cuntalistic.

by jaymuzella December 18, 2008

Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme

man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic

by baileycook April 14, 2006

Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.

Bunbun is cuntastic

by ironman69 April 23, 2009

Cuntistic

A common but life threatening disorder. Can be found in all levels of life, but more often in management and directorship.
Though this disorder can be lived with, but it can be fatal if the sufferer crosses the wrong person.
Symptoms vary from general rudeness, to inappropriate comments and just General cuntyness.

Please excuse John, he has become Cuntistic since he became director.

by Garage Vibes June 12, 2016

Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

Cuntastic

A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.

OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.

by IW4444 March 4, 2010