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Cuntistic 

A common but life threatening disorder. Can be found in all levels of life, but more often in management and directorship.
Though this disorder can be lived with, but it can be fatal if the sufferer crosses the wrong person.
Symptoms vary from general rudeness, to inappropriate comments and just General cuntyness.
Please excuse John, he has become Cuntistic since he became director.
Cuntistic by Garage Vibes June 12, 2016
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Cuntistic 

Someone that is such a cunt and inappropriate that you wonder if they were born that way because they are incapable of being anything else
Lisa is so cuntistic. She parks her fat ass right by the bosses door so she can fuck shit up on a moments notice. God help that lady
Cuntistic by Dudemanjones March 15, 2018

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.
Total cuntification in this town.
A fantastic centaur, referring to something as fantastic while being a centaur centaur
Damn, look at his centastic gallop.

Chuntastic 

A word that is used to expresses the complete and total awesomeness of a person/place/thing/idea.

This word is based on the artist Micky Yoochun of the Korean boyband DBSK, whose name 'Yoochun' ends with 'Chun' and is known for being (thinking he is) amazing/fantastic.
Girl #1: Did you see the way Junsu did that hip wiggle during 'Summer Dream'? :O
Girl #2: Yeah it was Chuntastic! :D
Chuntastic by Hoshiko_Malfoy August 4, 2008

Cuntinic 

A cuntinic is a individual that exhibits obnoxious and arrogant social skills. "Cunitinic" is derived from the English root word "cunt" but is elevated to a more sophisticated rank of diction as a result of the added suffix. Cuntinics are typically passive aggressive individuals with deep-seated mother issues, as a result, cunitinics are statistically more common in the male population. Cuntinics often show anger towards the word by expressions such as "go to hell", "i'm going to *add expletive".
Don't be such a cunitinic.

Once a cuntinic always a cunitinic
Cuntinic by Bercock June 29, 2011

Cuntastic Voyage 

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"
Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"
Cuntastic Voyage by FFR09 December 2, 2009
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