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cunt act
A cunt act: Jerking off into your mom's bra
A Texan cunt act: Jerking off in your mom's bra, but not cleaning it up so she gets a nice surprise...
A Texan cunt act: Jerking off in your mom's bra, but not cleaning it up so she gets a nice surprise...
cunt act by Lord of Mishap September 4, 2008
Related Words
cunt-act • cunt acting • Actual Cunt • acting the cunt • cuntactionist • enemy cuntact • cunt • cunt punch • cunt biscuit • cunt bitch
cunt-act
An act that is not only cunt-like, but somehow, ineffably goes against all the principles of mateship that we currently abide by. It implies a selfish inconsideration of others, and perhaps.... yes, an active ill-will in some cases. When uttered, "cunt-act" (or "cunts-act") is often accompanied by a mournful shake of the head.
cunt acting
Messing around in a stupid fashion in the West of Ireland can be called cunt acting. Wasting ones time on a job that's too hard for to them like fitting a window without having a concept of what the job entails. Or messing around when there's a serious job to be done. Finally when your Gaelic football coach is unhappy with the teams performance and screams from the sidelines in anger and despair for the team to stp the cunt acting
Example1 John: Where's Tommy?
Sean: Trying to fix car.
John: He hasn't a fucking clue what he's at he's only cunt acting
Example2 Person 1:Give me a hand with this will you?
Person 2: We'll be there in a minute we're trying to sell fireworks to these kids.
Person 1: Aww Lads!! Stop the fuck acting will you?! We have to be finished here by 12
Example 3 Coach:Jesus lads we're 14 points down stop the fuck acting for shite's sake
Sean: Trying to fix car.
John: He hasn't a fucking clue what he's at he's only cunt acting
Example2 Person 1:Give me a hand with this will you?
Person 2: We'll be there in a minute we're trying to sell fireworks to these kids.
Person 1: Aww Lads!! Stop the fuck acting will you?! We have to be finished here by 12
Example 3 Coach:Jesus lads we're 14 points down stop the fuck acting for shite's sake
cunt acting by Smoky D November 15, 2006
Actual Cunt
Girls that go above and beyond the already vulgar status of "a cunt" in social situations. Symptoms include: pissing off everyone in their general vicinity at all times. Can also be abbreviated by "A.C."
That girl sitting at the end of the bar is checking you out , but she looks like she looks like an actual cunt, I wouldn't even bother brah."
Actual Cunt by AyBlinken April 7, 2010
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