From Latin "lingua" (tongue) and "Cunni" (cunts cunnus being the singular version), a cunnilingual is someone who is proficient at attaching his tongue to a pussy.
kuhn-l-ing-gwuhl - (1) adjective - a man who accepts oral stimulation of his penis by women, and who returns the favor by licking vagina.
(1) advice - Being cunnilingual greatly increases your chances of getting a blow job (2) contextual - "I'm not into the 69 thing, baby; I'm not cunnilingual".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.